Archive for March 10th, 2008

American Idol was a Goth


Who would’ve have thought that the sassy Jessica Alba look alike American Idol contestant Danny Noriega was once a goth? A video of the former hardcore punk rocker turned future AI wannabeen has been unearthed which features him going off on a crazy rant on the baby Jesus’ birthday. Danny posted the nonsense on [...]

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Tom Cruise Chose Katie Holmes 4th


How desparate do you have to be to audition a wife? Apparently Tom Cruise stooped that low before he wed Katie Holmes.
According to former Scientologist Marc Headley, who used to create films for the whacky religion, Tom had trouble meeting women after his split with Penelope Cruz. So, Tom’s closest friend David Miscavige [...]

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