Miley Cyrus is one hot mess

Haven’t you noticed? She’s been looking like a hot mess these days?
Doncha agree?
Last Wednesday, she, the Disney slut, spent a little too much time in the tanning salon.
The 15 year-old “pop star” took some time off her busy schedule to get some well deserved time under the heating lamps to darken her skin and make her self look like someone she’s not.
Not that this piece of news is of national importance, I was just wondering why the hell her her hands were a different shade from her arms and face?
She’s got different skin shades all over!
Talk about a blotchy appearance.
Oh, and before I forgot, she also made it a point to show off her “promise” ring on her left hand, because everyone that goes tanning goes in with rings and jewelry on, right?
That ring likely came from her underwear model “friend” Justin Gaston, 20 years to her 15.
Justin better remember, if he sleeps with her before she’s 18, he might be facing some jail time!
Posted: October 3rd, 2008 under Hannah Montana Miley Cyrus, Rumor, Sex.
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