Lily Allen attempted to punch a woman outside a London nightspot in the early hours of this morning . The incident took place after the unnamed passer-by allegedly hurled abuse at the ‘Smile’ singer outside Ronnie Scott’s Jazz Club.

Lily then retaliated by trying to hit the woman three times. The woman is said to have laughed off the incident as Lily was taken to a waiting car by her friend, TV presenter Miquita Oliver. In the process, Lily exposed her breasts.

A source said: “A woman outside started shouting to Lily and she just lashed out at her - though she missed with her punch. Not surprisingly, the woman didn’t seem that scared by Lily. In fact, she seemed more bemused by it all.”

The 23-year-old singer was reportedly in a friendlier mood earlier in the evening, laughing with photographers waiting outside Soho’s Groucho Club as she playfully punched the air as she left the nightspot.

This is not the first time Lily’s temper has got her into trouble. Last year, she was arrested and cautioned for kicking a photographer after a night out in London.

Posted: August 19th, 2008 under Funny, LifeStyle, Lily Allen.
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A clergy of Austrian monks have invited Amy Winehouse to spend some time with them at their monastery.

The Cistercian Monks of Stift Heiligenkreuz are sort-of fans of Amy. They like the music but don’t agree with the lyrics.

“For 10 minutes I liked Back to Black, Winehouse’s 2006 album,” Brother Johannes Paul Chavanne explained. “But when I read the lyrics I thought it was sad. I would like to invite her here - I feel sympathetic to people like her. She could stay a week or two and discuss the big questions of life - faith might be an answer for her.”

The monks feel that with their proper guidance, Amy can be rehabilitated.

The collaboration makes a lot of sense. The Monks recently released their own album of Gregorian chants. Amy and the Monks both record for the same label. Amy has sourced her musical influences from the past. Maybe the sound of her next album could be sourced from 875 years in the past.

Posted: August 17th, 2008 under Amy Winehouse, Famous People, Funny.
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It has got to be THE worst idea for a superhero of all time! Comic book legend Stan Lee is creating a character based on Paris Hilton.

Mr Lee is the brains behind credible comic series’ such as Spiderman and The Fantastic Four – but is perhaps off the ball with his new “very funny” cartoon, Super Chick.

It gets worse. The TV series will be based on Pamela Anderson’s 2003 cartoon alter-ego Striperella.

Groan

It’s unknown whether Super Chick’s powers will include filing her nails, falling out with her friends and making sex tapes with dodgy boyfriends.

Paris said: “I’ve created a superhero with Stan Lee, which is based on me, and we’re doing a cartoon right now with MTV.”

Lee recently confirmed he was working on it and added: “The toughest thing has been finding a writer who has the exact right feeling for this but we’re getting close. We think we have found the, the best writer for the project. It’s going to be called Super Chick, and there are a lot of surprises in this also. It’s a very, very funny animated show.”

Hmm… I shan’t be holding my breath for this one Stan.

Posted: August 10th, 2008 under Funny, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton.
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Paris Hilton feels much safer in her new home. The 27-year-old hotel heiress, who recently moved to an exclusive gated community in Beverly Hills, loves the new property because it gives her more privacy.

She wrote on her official blog: “As most of you know, I moved away from my old - and very accessible - house because I was sick and tired of constant invasion of my private life. I love my fans but I could not leave for a meeting or walk my dog without a camera pushing inside my front door on to personal property. I feel so much happier and safer in my new home.”

Last summer, an ‘enormous’ number of people living in Paris’ former West Hollywood neighbourhood reportedly complained about the helicopters, cameramen and paparazzo constantly camped outside her house.

Paris, who is currently dating Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden, also revealed she has extensively refurbished her new house and is delighted with the results.

She added: “I’ve been renovating it for the past year and totally made it my style. I’ve seen pictures online that are supposedly the inside of my new home, but they’re not. The house looks so different and it underwent such a big transformation into my dream home. I couldn’t be happier!”

Posted: July 20th, 2008 under Celebs Dating, Funny, Good Charlotte, Paris Hilton.
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Seems she’s good at that lately. And it seems to be directed at poor little defenseless salespeople. This time? It’s Apple.

Paris was the proud owner of an original iPhone. Well, Apple’s newest release makes those look sad. Apparently, Paris Hilton felt she deserved more. She sent her folks down to the Apple store to upgrade her phone but was told by the salespeople just to go online and upgrade using some software.

Seems that software messed up her phone and she called back pitching a fit! She reportedly said, “How could you do this to me? I’m Paris Hilton!!! I’m like so important and get calls all the effing time!!! I want a free effing phone!!! Get this shit fixed!”

Yeah, that’s the way to get what you want.

Posted: July 17th, 2008 under Celebrities, Funny, Paris Hilton, Rumor.
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Trouble seems to follow Amy Winehouse as she goes from attacking a fan at a concert, attacking a fan outside her home and even attacking a security guard. That’s why I’m not surprised to find a bloody Wino leaving the Good Mixer pub in London, England on Tuesday. She could have gotten in another fight in one of the bars she went to. And it looks like she lost some money too because when the 24-year old British pop wreck talked to the photographers, she asked for a cigarette saying she had no money to buy any. Here’s a word of advice to you Wino: maybe you should think about getting to work to earn your keep in the world.

Posted: July 11th, 2008 under Amy Winehouse, Funny, Music Artist.
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Kanye West is adding another title to his resume. The entertainer extraordinaire has been spotted in Paris the last few days for the couture shows where he revealed to Women’s Wear Daily that he’s teaming up with Louis Vuitton to do a shoe line. Kanye’s going to be a shoe designer! He doesn’t mess around, does he? He only works with the best when it comes to his ventures. I can’t wait to see what the design house and the rapper come up with. I wonder if Kanye’s wild sense of style will make any impact on the designs of the shoes.

Posted: July 4th, 2008 under Fashion, Funny, Kanye West.
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If you can call any music Paris makes sweet. Benji already recorded a song about Paris, and now he’s helping her with her music.

Seems he’s helping her come up with the theme song to her new MTV reality show My New BFF. Paris says, “He’s helping me write the lyrics for the song and then I’ll sing it too.”

Oooh, if Paris is going to sing it, I can’t wait.

Posted: June 28th, 2008 under Celebrities, Funny, Music, Paris Hilton, Rumor.
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There’s nothing hotter than midget porn. Nothing against little people, and not saying that they shouldn’t have awesome sex lives…but I’m not sure I could handle watching that.

Someone is, though, because a new celeb sex tape has shown up featuring none other than…Mini Me! Umm, wow.

That is for sure Surreal…..

Posted: June 27th, 2008 under Actors, Funny, Sex Tape.
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You win some, you lose some – that’s what happened to a woman named Monique Wayne who filed a defamation suit against rapper DMX after he alleged that she raped him. A Maryland judge has nixed the $1.5 million, which awarded to Monique in January after DMX failed to appear in court, saying that DMX was not properly served with court papers in the case filed against him. How could you show up in court without knowing you had to be there anyway? Monique became pregnant after an August 2003 hook up with the rapper. She gave birth to boy in April 2004 and DNA tests showed that it was DMX’s son.

Posted: May 28th, 2008 under DMX, Funny, Singers.
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DMX is definitely crazy on a different level. The rapper is now being accused of trying to get out of paying a hospital bill by using a fake name. In April, Mayo Clinic doctors in Arizona thought they were treating a man named Troy Jones for pneumonia. The thing is, they were really treating Earl ‘DMX’ Simmons who was allegedly using a fake name to skip on the bill. The rapper could be charged with theft of services and providing the hospital with false information including name and address for billing purposes. His lawyer called the investigation petty but so far, no charges have been made.

Posted: May 20th, 2008 under DMX, Funny, Singers.
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Has clumsy K Fed been to Britney Spears’ driving school?

The dancer-turned-rapper ran his golf cart into a fellow competitor’s at a California tournament – but still picked up a bulging goodie bag after the day’s play.

Ex-wife Brit has a history of pranging her motors and was charged with hit-and-run last year after a shunt in a car park.

Posted: May 5th, 2008 under Britney Spears, Funny, Kevin Federline, Singers.
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It may seem like a far-fetched thing but the troubled rocker Pete Doherty is studying the Koran while in prison. The addict reportedly asked for an English translation of Islam’s holy book after he was thrown into isolation. A friend even says that “I’m surprised how much it has calmed him down as he was very on edge inside. He definitely seems more chilled. He’s lapping it up and really interested in it. I think it’s helping him in there.” This has to be a joke. But if it’s real, I’m hoping he learns things from the book that will help him lead a clean and sober life. Though I highly doubt that.

Posted: May 2nd, 2008 under Funny, Pete Doherty, Politics.
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Amy Winehouse has been voted the ultimate heroine in a new poll.

The troubled singer - who has battled with drug addictions and fluctuating weight - beat icons such as Diana, Princess of Wales, Mother Teresa and Florence Nightingale to be voted the greatest heroine among under British 25-year-olds.

In the male category of the poll, Pete Doherty - who is currently in jail for drug-related offences - finished second only to British soccer star Steven Gerrard.

Psychologist Donna Dawson said of the findings: “The majority of the top 10 women chosen, such as Diana, Princess of Wales and Amy Winehouse, seem to portray a certain sense of vulnerability or have had to fight against some adversity in their lives. y comparison, the male heroes are generally much stronger, dominant figures, and are known for their talent, rather than their personality or the impact they have had on the world. While we seem to admire male icons, we seem to need to identify with our female ones.”

Angelina Jolie, Victoria Beckham and Kylie Minogue also featured in the heroines list. Kanye West, Arctic Monkeys star Alex Turner and Formula One racing driver Lewis Hamilton appeared in the heroes category.

Posted: April 23rd, 2008 under Amy Winehouse, Funny, Singers.
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Avril Lavigne stunned a lot (or should I say a few?) of her concertgoers at her Montreal show last Wednesday with her incredible lack of Canada’s geography. The singer got the proud locals pissed at her when she made a mistake by saying “I love you Montreal, I’m so happy to be back home…in ONTARIO, CANADA!” Here’s a refresher course for you non-Canadians, Montreal is a city in the Canadian province of Quebec. Ontario is a completely different place. If Avril was an American or some other nationality, I’m sure she would have been forgiven easily. Too bad she happens to be Canadian.

Posted: April 9th, 2008 under Avril Lavigne, Concert, Funny, Singers.
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Britney Spears’ father Jamie has asked the court to allow him to give Britney an allowance. Yeah, that’s right….an allowance.

Jamie wants to give Brit a debit card loaded with $1500 a week. He wants to give her more freedom and basically give her part of her life back. Funny thing is, though, that’s $1000 less than he makes as her conservator.

Britney chose not to attend the hearing, so it’s unclear as to how she feels about this.

Posted: March 11th, 2008 under Britney Spears, Family, Famous People, Funny.
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How desparate do you have to be to audition a wife? Apparently Tom Cruise stooped that low before he wed Katie Holmes.

According to former Scientologist Marc Headley, who used to create films for the whacky religion, Tom had trouble meeting women after his split with Penelope Cruz. So, Tom’s closest friend David Miscavige devised a scheme to get some of Hollywood’s leading ladies in. A casting call was sent out saying, “There’s an upcoming Tom Cruise movie you might get a part in. Come for an audition.” The requirements? She had to be single, pretty, and in her twenties.

So, Tom refused the female Scientologists like Erika Christensen and Sofia Milos. They weren’t star enough. Instead, he wanted Jennifer Garner, then Scarlett Johansson, and finally Jessica Alba. After Jen and Jess refused, Scarlett was freaked out by the religion. Finally, Katie “audtioned”, and she won the part.

Who needs fiction when you have real life?

Posted: March 10th, 2008 under Actors, Actress, Funny, Katie Holmes, Religion, Tom Cruise.
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He was once linked to Britney Spears and it seems that American Idol contestant Robbie Carrico picked up one of the fallen pop star’s habits – wearing wigs. It is being said that the 26-year old long-haired wannabe’s hair is actually a wig and it’s got Idol execs flipping out. Sources say that Robbie never talks about his hair piece and that makes production members feel like it’s the pink elephant, or I should say blonde elephant, in the room. It seems that Simon was right, he is a fake. Fortunately, no one has to see that hideous mane again as Robbie was voted off at this week’s elimination.

Posted: February 29th, 2008 under American Idol, Funny, TV Show, Television.
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Did you really think she could be considered “nice”? And did you really think she’d be that way towards her ex or his current flame?

Kimora Lee Simmons banned ex-husband Russell’s new girlfriend Porschla Coleman from her Baby Phat show during Fashion Week. Why? Because she doesn’t want to risk having pictures taken of Porschla with her children.

Russell thinks it’s not fair because he’s not ugly to Kimora or her boyfriend Djimon Hounsou.

Posted: February 18th, 2008 under Divorce and Breakups, Fashion, Funny, TV Show, Television.
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British singer Lily Allen showed off her oral skills on her new UK series this week. However, there’s no word if she sang. The oral skills I’m talking about aren’t dirty though – at least, not so much. The 22-year old showed just how much of a talented young lady she is by putting her whole fist into her mouth.

Now there’s no question left in me as to why half of her audience walked out on her before the show even came to an end. Is that all she’s got? There are a million people who can do that and probably even better.

Posted: February 16th, 2008 under Funny, LifeStyle, Lily Allen, Music Artist.
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